Жил-был джентльмен старый, свой нос Защищал он. Шел просто вразнос! «И совсем не длинен» Всем ответствовал он, «За год на сантиметр подрос».
There was an Old Man with a nose, Who said, 'If you choose to suppose, That my nose is too long, You are certainly wrong!' That remarkable Man with a nose.
У молоденькой леди из Райда Со шнурками - ну просто беда. Но купивши две сабо, Далматинцев им в пару Всё по Райду гуляет она.
Original by Edward Lear:
There was a Young Lady of Ryde, Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied. She purchased some clogs, And some small spotted dogs, And frequently walked about Ryde.